Killing Time, Unwillingly Mine

posted 2 Aug 2006, 3PM | 1 Comments

Looking for a fun game? Try this. Tune in to NPR once or twice a day, and see how much time passes before you hear the word "Israel" or "Hezbollah" spoken aloud.

If it takes less than 15 seconds (and it will), drive to the nearest McBurger Kingdy's and gorge yourself on the biggest Value Meal they offer. It helps reinforce Judeo-Christian capitalism AND helps you forget the problems of the world all in one swell foop. Yay!

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3 Aug 06 at 05:27PM Andrew said:

So true. If this were a drinking game, you'd have to play it with a beer bong.

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