Ah, you.

posted 2 Aug 2006, 2PM | 1 Comments

Oh, Internet. We've been through so much together. Good times and bad. Sometimes I forget about you, but do you not still know that I love? In those wee hours, when I fall to you for the mindless viewing of viral videos, you are there for me. In the mid-morning hours, when I need to order photo albums and personlized gifts and special strings of lights and other wedding crap you accept me with open arms. I appreciate that.

But the rest of the time, LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, INTERNET. There are how many hundreds of millions of people enjoying you, and you demand all my attention? Please. I'm moving on to bigger and better things, I'm getting married in 10 days, Internet. I'm sorry.

(But you know I'll be back. Secretly you'll always be my one true love.)

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2 Aug 06 at 03:39PM EricaLucci said:

I'm so happy for you!

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