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Running hell-for-leather, Ryan pushes the cart square into the side of the Omni. After examining this photograph carefully for several days in our underground Auto-Science Laboratory, we feel there are three specific points that should be addressed here. First, turn your attention to the figure of Omnician Ryan. Notice the blur of his cheetah-like movement, the straining muscles in his neck, and a facial expression that reveals a sheer determination to perform an act of pure, unadulterated evil. Second, observe that the initial shock of impact has lifted the rear wheels of the cart off of the ground. Finally, note that while the cart itself appears stationary, the body in the cart (aka Jonas) continues forward, as dictated by Newton's first law, in a motion that is sure to cause him a great deal of physical pain.